Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Caboose for President

Some people wonder about my political ideas, so in order to help clarify where I stand I’m going to take a page out of the politicians book and write a few thoughts on some issues I feel are important.

1. Immigration

I would allow open immigration. I would require a quick background check against whatever databases we have access to and if they have not commited any serious crime by all means come on in. This would stem the flow of illegal immigrants to almost nothing. The only ones trying to come in illegally would be criminals and so I would patrol the border with the unmanned predator drones which would be armed with some sort of gatlin cannon for pedestrians and hellfire missiles for drivers and sailors. The rules of engagement would be some sort of warning and if they didn’t turn around within 30 seconds we teach them about the rockets red glare / the bombs bursting in air.

2. Gay marriage

As I’ve posted before I’m against gay marriage. But more fundamentally I’m against needing a license from a government to get married. To be perfectly honest I could care less what the government thinks of my marital status. I got married to please God not Obama.

3. Building Permits

I believe a person has the right to provide shelter for themselves and their loved ones however they see fit. Building permits are an infringement on this God given right.

4. Bear arms

I believe that the right to bear arms was not written to ensure that we could go hunting. It was written to ensure that the citizens of this nation could overthrow, by force if necessary, an oppressive government.

5. Education

Education is the right and responsibility of parents. For quite some time education was provided by parents or churches. This is the way it should be. I cant believe more people don’t see the danger in having their children educated by the state. Also state education is one of the planks of the communist manifesto which ought to give one pause as to the dangers of this institution.

6. Welfare

I would end all forms of transfer payments. Compulsed charity is no charity at all. Let people give as they wish, let churches provide for their members. I believe that the governments concern for the “welfare” of others is more of a power grab than anything else. If they fund the charity they own the charity and those receiving charity.

7. Healthcare

This one pretty much falls under #6 above. If you need any more convincing just imagine going to the DMV for healthcare. Can you imagine “Oh your having a heart attack. Fill out this form, have it notarized, and come back in 3 to 6 weeks”.

8. Abortion

Abortion reminds me of the Old Testament. The only difference is in the names. In the Old Testament they sacrificed children to the false god Moloch. Today these same type of idiots want to sacrifice to the false god of Convenience. It was murder then and it is now.

9. Trade

I would allow fully open trade. If China wants to subsidize our consumers with cheaper products why not. I could get behind some blanket tariffs as a way to get rid of income taxes.

10. Taxes

I would get rid of payroll taxes altogether. I could probably be persuaded to keep the income tax but it would be a flat tax with only a standard deduction. During the transition period as I closed down all welfare payment programs I think I could still give a deduction for charitable giving to make sure that churches and charitable organizations could care for the poor under their care.

Hopefully this helps you to understand how I think. Any comments or questions are welcome.

5 comments:

Sina said...

Caboose for 2012!!!! Can I be the campaign manager?

TLars said...

You got my vote!

Ti'ana said...

I love this post especially #5,7,8,9 I couldn't have put those any better. You know how Hussein Obama was all about hope, well maybe you can be about REALITY, or maybe MORALS/ETHICS, hhmmm or maybe about having a BRAIN and actually thinking things through.

Suzie said...

Wait, so is Ti going to be homeschooling your kids?

Ti'ana said...

HAHA HECK NO! I think what he is trying to say is that education is better off private and that parents in general should take a more active role in teaching their children not just sending them off to school where no child is left behind but lets not help children excel, and let the state do their worst. There is no way I will home school, im not smart enough for that.